Slow Waker Upper

Mr. Butler didn't want to get up this morning. Then, when he finally did roll out of bed, he was having a PMS moment, and couldn't "find ANYTHING to wear". I told him he sounded like a woman, and told him to get a ride with his dad and left him. Hopefully J won't be too upset when he wakes up and finds Mr. Butler still sitting there...with nothing but his boxers on...at least J's grandma lives only a few blocks to our east, and is on the way to work...Yeah...good luck honey! Remember I love you!