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Kylie Jane has lost her first tooth! It occured around 3:00 p.m. (pdt) Saturday, June 16, 2006 at Wild Island. Witnesses report the tooth becoming slightly loose earlier in the day after the victim ate a sliced Fuji apple before attending the water festivities at the water park. Through out the day, the victim continued to wiggle the said tooth without stopping. Her mother figured the tooth would fall out in a week or so, but while eating Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Dipping Dots, the tooth began to bleed, so the "Security Guard" took the victim to the First Aid office on the Wild Island premises where, while trying to clean up the blood, the tooth just fell out with out a fight. The EMT ladies put the tooth in a little cup and taped it up so the tooth would not become lost at the park and sent her back to finish eating her Dipping Dots. Follow up reports have yielded the fact that the Tooth Fairy left $3.00 for the tooth under the pillow. The victim has stated she will save the money to buy something at a later date.