Things that make you go hmmmm...

1. Can you cry underwater?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of jus murdered?
3. Why do you have to "put your two cents worth in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going?
4. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
5.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6. What disease did cured hame actually have?
7. How is that we put man on the moon before we figured it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
9. If a deaf person has to go to court, it is still called a hearing?
10.Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
11. Why do people pay to up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
12. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
13. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
14. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
15. If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
16. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
17. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
18. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
19. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
20. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
21. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
22. Does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
23. Why did you just try sining the two above songs?
24. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorroid when it's in your butt?
25. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a ride, he sticks his head out the window with his nose aimed right at the wind?